Reasons to date a cyclist

• That bulge isn't just the chamois.
• Balls of steel.
• We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.
• We know how to take it easy.
• We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.
• Smoother legs than you.
• Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.
• Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?
• Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.
• We don't need booths to get our amazing tan lines.
• Perfect ass.
• Diamond cut calves.
• Incredible thigh definition.
• Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?
• When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.
• We go hard and push until it gets even harder.
• Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.
• We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated
• Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.